"My Way"

[Styrak]

Psh, Stalker is just trying to get all our strategies in case he plays against us.

I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR TRICKSY WAYS.

[TokyoSeven]

I employ two techniques that I find very effective.

The laying and napping in the grass on a sunny day method and the running away screaming like a little girl method. Both work very well.

[Styrak]

Originally Posted by TokyoSeven

I employ two techniques that I find very effective.

The laying and napping in the grass on a sunny day method and the running away screaming like a little girl method. Both work very well.

You forgot the hiding in a box with a pistol and shooting people in the ass method.

[Arnisador]

must be a Saskatchewan oriental thing.

I have a variation on the napping technique, which is to pretend to go charging off into the brush on a sunny day when the game starts, then hanging back at base camp and enjoying the shade. Very disconcerting to the enemy recce team that has belly crawled for the last 2 hours to get into spotting range, only to see me kicking back enjoying some freezies

Oh, and then there's the detonation of the claymores that we planted too. easy peasy heheh

[TokyoSeven]

Tactical freezie consumption is by far one of my most highly honed skills, its right up there with camouflaged hibachi hotdog cooking.

Originally Posted by Styrak

You forgot the hiding in a box with a pistol and shooting people in the ass method.

I had entirely forgot about the sneaky box surprise. I was so focused on my outdoor skills that I had forgotten about my indoor skills.
Although sneaky box surprise does not work so well outdoors because people are generally suspicious of a wooden or cardboard box sitting out in the middle of the bush...especially one that suddenly sprouts legs and moves about.

[CDN_Stalker]

Originally Posted by Styrak

Psh, Stalker is just trying to get all our strategies in case he plays against us.

I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR TRICKSY WAYS.

DOH!!!!

[Roughneck]

Originally Posted by TokyoSeven

Although sneaky box surprise does not work so well outdoors because people are generally suspicious of a wooden or cardboard box sitting out in the middle of the bush...especially one that suddenly sprouts legs and moves about.

It worked for Solid Snake.

[Erennert]

Originally Posted by Aquamarine

I'm a sniper.

Because I'm fat and can't run fast.

Hahaha quoted.

[DaRkCoMmAnDo]

Originally Posted by Roughneck

It worked for Solid Snake.

I was gonna say that if roughneck didnt beat me to the chase

If someone sees you in the box, does an exclamation mark pop above their head?

[Renegade)]

My way is to crack a beer loudly in the middle of the woods, wait for Stalker to come running towards the sound, shoot Stalker, then enjoy said beer with him.

Otherwise the shoot the other person before they shoot me tactic usualy works pretty well...

[CDN_Stalker]

Originally Posted by Renegade)

My way is to crack a beer loudly in the middle of the woods, wait for Stalker to come running towards the sound, shoot Stalker, then enjoy said beer with him....

You never did figure out why that can of beer would suddenly spring a leak while it was in your hand, eh?

[Renegade)]

Originally Posted by CDN_Stalker

You never did figure out why that can of beer would suddenly spring a leak while it was in your hand, eh?

Yeah, and your about 200 feet away laughing until I hand it to you and say "Way to shoot yours hmm?"

[CDN_Stalker]

Originally Posted by Renegade)

Yeah, and your about 200 feet away laughing until I hand it to you and say "Way to shoot yours hmm?"

Not any worse than what I did to my best friend Troy in high school, we went downhill skiing one night, I snuck up a couple cans of beer, we went to an off-side trail to drink, he said he had to piss before drinking, I took the cans out of my jacket, placed one unopened on in the snow in front of me, then put my ski pole above his can, said "Hey fucker, bet you can't hit my ski pole with your piss." He said "Pffft, that's easy!" and proceded to piss on my ski pole, covering the can with it. I laughed and puled my ski pole away, he called me an asshole, grabbed a handful of snow and wiped the top down, opened it and said "Cheers!!!" and we chugged while trying not to laugh.

[Frozen Tex]

LOM Method.

Gunscythe and I are the local practitioners. In another ten years or so, Zarbenglyphen might be ready.

[MrEvolution]

Originally Posted by Roughneck

It worked for Solid Snake.

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